Working over Christmas again!!

God are we suckers or wot...


JINGLE BELLS

(me)
Jingle Bells
Christmas Hell
Bankruptcy on the way
Is not as fun
As sitting in the sun
With naked ladies making hay -hey!

(ArTcH)
Jungle bells
Fuck can't spell
Must have had a drink
Then again
I hated school
And now I'm on the brink, yeah!

(Dannyboy)
Shit shit shit
fuck fuck fuck
coming home tonight
can't get time to see you all
and then I'm on a flight *


OH CHRISTMAS TREE

(Me)
O Bugger me
O Bugger me
I forgot to get the wife's present
She's probably going to kill me
And stuff me like a pheasant
Its not my fault, that I forgot
I spent my cash, on booze and pot
O bugger me
O bugger me
I forgot to get the wifes present.



SILENT NIGHT

(Me)
Silent Night
Its alright
Don’t be Soft
Have a fight
Talk of virgins makes me really hot
Remembering all of the girls I forgot
I cant quite remember them all
Bu-ut I ha-ad a balll...

(ArTcH)
Sensual night
oh what a sight
Lingerie
and ravishry
Pass me the sashes
and batteries
It's time to replenish
the toys which we tease
Oh, what a heavenly bliss
Oh what a heavenly b-l-i-s-s



*edited to scan properly