Monday, September 26, 2005

Dianne Orrit or The Writ of 'Rit

1) If the total of the 3 cards passed to you adds up to a face value of 10 or less - then the passer is most likely 'Rit.

2) Whoever passes the 2 of hearts is probably 'Rit

3) It is unusual for non-'Rit players to pass any spade other than the King or Ace

4)
i) Players detecting 'Rit are honour bound to take a hit for the team in an attempt to sabotage whoever is Dianne

ii) Extra kudos must be paid to the person who performs 'The Ultimate Stitch Up' - i.e. denying Dianne the Two of Hearts

5) If a single hand nets a player more than 110 points, then a bucket forfeit must be paid


6) Use smell to detect 'Rit-ness


7) Banter and baiting may also trap the unwary into revealing 'ritness


8) Beware ye the five of dyinarmonds!


9) You'd think it was safe.......................

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