Cilla

Is norty..


(me)
There once was a lady called les
Whose eyesight was of very poor res. (olution)
She sat on her specs,
which shredded her kecks
And now her cheeks poke through the threads

(les)
There was a man called bobble
Who was scared things were starting to wobble
So he started keep fit
With a pair of fake tits
And discovered the joys of the jubble

Bob's favourite topic was breasts
He liked the big juicy ones best
He dreamt of big boobs
All covered in lube
When he woke up his sheets were all wet

(me)
Les is a young lass from up North
Whose Humour is really quite coarse
She photo'd her jugs
Which I'd like on a mug
But she wont send the original, of course..

(les)
My new favourite toy is a duck
It vibrates like a bloody big truck
It floats in the bath
And don't half make me laugh
Though it's not quite as good as a f***

(les)
there was a young lady called kirsty
who was always incredibly thirsty
she drunk so much coke
that she thought she would choke
but instead she just ended up bursting

(les)
there was a young man called bob jones
he was always incredibly s*****
when he got the munches
he'd eat cadbury's crunchie
he'd eat 50 bars all alone