Women, Silver, Gold and Genetic Programming

I theorise that there is some kind of latent DNA coding hidden deep inside women, which when activated affects their memory.

Its like this - most married men I have spoken to (and certainly its popular urban myth) all agree that for some reason, as soon as the wedding ring goes on the finger, women seem to remove all knowledge, skill, thought processes and inclinations linked to or pertaining to giving blow jobs.

What the hell is all that about?

I reckon that the key is when gold (au) comes into contact with the lower part of the palm just below the wedding ring finger., this triggers a cascade sequence which somehow affects the memory and impulses linked to said act.  It might be that precious gemstones give off some kind of odd electrical charge when in contact with moisture from the hand which triggers the sequence - I dont know.  But I would say that this particular urban myth is true - and I'd like to know the real reason why.

(aside from the fact that women are fickle, inconsistent, evil creatures at the best of times)

 
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